Elliotspeak

"Dude, can I have peese have some soda, dude?"

Mom: "Girls! Get off the bed while I'm changing Norah. Elliot! (out of frustration, Mom takes Elliot into Avery's room) why don't you just . . .count some socks or something."
Mom finishes changing the baby and notices that Elliot has not immediately returned. Mom goes back into Avery's room where Elliot is standing on a stool, looking into Avery's sock drawer.
Mom: (laughing) "So, did you count some socks? How many are there?"
Elliot: "Five."

"Mom! Mom! I can't get in there!" Mom sees that Elliot is tugging at her bathroom door. She checks the handle and notices that it is locked. "I yachted it." Mom subsequently notices that Elliot has locked all of the bathroom doors in the house.